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Re: Cocasseries

MessagePosté: Dim 4 Oct 2009 23:01
par mimi2b
La voleuse fut emmenée par la police dans une voiture pie grièche.

Re: Cocasseries

MessagePosté: Lun 5 Oct 2009 14:48
par aline67
Qui a déjà fait un croque en jambe de bois ?

Re: Cocasseries

MessagePosté: Mar 6 Oct 2009 08:13
par mimi2b
Dans un amphithéâtre de l’E.N.A. un poisson scie circulaire administrative tournait en rond dans son bocal.

Re: Cocasseries

MessagePosté: Mar 6 Oct 2009 22:14
par aline67
Dans cet atelier, un soudeur à l'arc de triomphe rêvait

Re: Cocasseries

MessagePosté: Mer 7 Oct 2009 18:26
par mimi2b
C’est sous une pluie battante que le moteur tomba en rideau de douche !

Re: Cocasseries

MessagePosté: Jeu 8 Oct 2009 22:46
par aline67
Mais comment ? tu ne sais pas faire un noeud de marin d'eau douce......

Re: Cocasseries

MessagePosté: Sam 10 Oct 2009 10:54
par mimi2b
Comme elle lui avait posé un lapin de garenne, il cessa désormais de faire le pied de grue couronnée.

Re: Cocasseries

MessagePosté: Sam 10 Oct 2009 16:34
par aline67
Sa balade en vélo s'est terminée en queue de poisson-chat qui traversa en lui faisant perdre ses pinces.. sans rire, il perdit son pantalon coincé dans la chaîne de solidarité qui alimenta les fous rires des passants.

Re: Cocasseries

MessagePosté: Lun 26 Oct 2009 12:04
par mimi2b
L’infirmière tissait une trame bronchovasculaire lorsqu’elle fut surprise du chef de clinique.

Re: Cocasseries

MessagePosté: Lun 26 Oct 2009 22:01
par mimi2b
Les APN étanches ont un obturateur à rideau de douche écossaise.

Re: Cocasseries

MessagePosté: Dim 15 Nov 2009 01:29
par aline67
En maître queux (e), de poissons fins il nous régala


Re: Cocasseries

MessagePosté: Dim 15 Nov 2009 13:09
par mimi2b
La purée de pois de senteur n’exhale pas d’arôme particulier par contre son goût est exécrable.

:mrgreen:

Re: Cocasseries

MessagePosté: Dim 15 Nov 2009 13:10
par mimi2b

Re: Cocasseries

MessagePosté: Dim 15 Nov 2009 15:24
par 1/3i
Il était effectivement nécessaire de faire une piqûre de rappel à l'ordre.

Re: Cocasseries

MessagePosté: Dim 15 Nov 2009 15:30
par mimi2b
[bv]

Re: Cocasseries

MessagePosté: Dim 15 Nov 2009 19:08
par aline67
[bv] [bv] [bv] :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :arrow:

Re: Cocasseries

MessagePosté: Mar 17 Nov 2009 17:08
par mimi2b
Le rappel à l’ordre des médecins favorisera-t-il l’écoulement des stocks de vaccins que les Français ont pris en grippe ?

Re: Cocasseries

MessagePosté: Mar 17 Nov 2009 23:52
par aline67
Le cache-pot aux roses n'est pas resté longtemps vide sur la fenêtre de la belle roturière

Re: Cocasseries

MessagePosté: Mer 18 Nov 2009 15:32
par aline67

Re: Cocasseries

MessagePosté: Mer 18 Nov 2009 22:12
par mimi2b
(Tout est permis… même ici.
Dans le post de 1/3i c’est le mot « rappel » qui sert deux fois.
Dans le mien c’est le mot « ordre » … avec un clin d’œil complice…au précédent.) ;-)

Servir de modérateur d’une horloge implique parfois de tricoter avec des aiguilles aimantées pour ne pas perdre la boussole de marine.